Please, keep spamming me
No really, do. Akismet is really good at catching them and keeping them away from my blog, so all I have to do is delete them. Except, first, I read them. And some of them are hilarious.
I got a couple of different variations of this one in my spam queue:
Intimately, the post is actually the sweetest on this notable topic. I harmonize with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your next updates.
Let this be a lesson to you writers out there: if you have a voice, just go with it. Don’t think a thesaurus will make you sound any better! It will make you sound kind of like Yoda!
I also recently got one advertising Blind Melon torrents. Blind Melon? The same Blind Melon that had that one hit in the ’90s? Aw. I kind of almost feel sorry for this spammer. I think he might be a narc, actually.
I’m proud to say I haven’t gotten tricked by a spammer since the last time I, embarrassingly, did. Now, they just provide amusement for me. Don’t ignore your spam queue, people! It can provide minutes of fun!
Anyway, I should get back to my writing. I’ve got a couple of enewsletter articles to write, as well as making my middle-of-the-night story idea scrawl into something that makes a modicum of sense. Hope everyone’s having a good end of the week!
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